"Keep your cool! Don't get too excited.
It's just me, Benedict XVI, Vicar of Christ on Earth. Settle down!"
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If you have any funny additions to this caption, chime in! :)
Time to have a laugh after a series of mind numbing liturgical abuses, which in fact keeps pouring in, I cannot find the time to post them all at the same time or we will all suffer from a serious migraine attack.
BRAIN FREEZE!!!
Even this SECRET SSPX needs to relax, even while here at the Manila Hotel in the company of my brother Knights, who might be secret SSPX like me, or even secret Illuminati, or secret Alien, or secret....whatever.
My flashlight needs an AA battery to shed light on this.
Get it?
Ha!
P. Benedict: Whoah! Why are you all here?! What's the meaning of all this?!
ReplyDeleteMarini: Holy Father, we have to bring you in and the gestapo for some questioning! The Office of Inquisition have intercepted a communique from Menzingen signed by the enemy! Delivered to you!
P. Benedict: NO! I AM NOT A SCHISMATIC-SECRET SS..!!
Marini: GET HIM!
Hehe.
His Holiness would say:
ReplyDelete"Wait. Stop here. Let's wait for the signal to go forward."
OR...
"Woah, hold on! I sense a disturbance around. Do I hear a self-proclaimed liturgist protesting somewhere?
I Assure You,The Mass will NOT be abused.
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