BREAKING NEWS!!! Women Priests!!!

Liberal Party Proclamation Rally

Your half waffle comes with free Grape Cool Aid!

"The Church holds that it is not admissible to ordain women to the priesthood, for very fundamental reasons. These reasons include: the example recorded in the Sacred Scriptures of Christ choosing his Apostles only from among men; the constant practice of the Church, which has imitated Christ in choosing only men; and her living teaching authority which has consistently held that the exclusion of women from the priesthood is in accordance with God's plan for his Church"

-  John Paul II
Ordinatio Sacerdotalis

Now let us turn you over to EWTN and ask Mother Angelica for her comments about these women wanting to play "priest"

Hello Mother???

Uhmm.....Uhmm....Right!

Well, get back to Mother Angelica as soon as she finished praying the Prayer of St. Francis!

Now let's ask the current Holy Father with the emeritus pope for their comments!

"Don't look!  Don't turn around!  Just look at me!"

Ok!  Maybe we can head on over to some related developments...

Since these dissident groups are pushing for women priests........MAYBE............JUST MAYBE!!!

We can have............

MALE NUNS!

Let's see them shall we???

That is one ugly and scary Mother Superior!

With that we go to our survey!

We asked the common people about their reactions to the possiblity of women priests and male nuns in the Catholic Church!

And.......................SURVEY SAYS!!!

Even an animal doesn't like the idea!

Well, anywho!

Keep dreaming on with your delusion of grandeur!