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Thursday, April 21, 2011

WANTED: Attention please!

I promised myself not to make any post for the week but this makes the exception.

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Sticker protester strikes outside church

President Benigno Aquino’s willingness to risk excommunication to push through a responsible parenthood bill [a misnomer...] has prompted a birth-control advocate to promote the reproductive health (RH) bill outside a church in Manila’s Quiapo district.  [I wish I was there to whack off the smirk out of the face of this sodomite!]

Controversial tour guide Carlos Celdran [sodomite, attention hungry walking tub of lard!  Hopeless case!  Made room reservation at Lucifer's hotel a long time ago!] distributed stickers to motorists outside Quiapo Church yesterday.

“RH [reproductive health bill] Now!” read many of the stickers. 

Retired Lingayen-Dagupan Archbishop Oscar Cruz called Celdran a “big joke.” [Very big joke.  If I were pro-RH, Celdran is my best reason why!]

I think he’s a big joke because he shows no responsibility, he just says what he likes and he is boundless. He has no beliefs, no values,” the archbishop said.  [Walking filth!]

I don’t think people take him seriously. Imagine destroying a banner and carrying a placard around a cathedral? What is that?” added Archbishop Cruz.  [Her Facebook friends say that she has more than 34,000 likes.  Yeah Hitler and Mao had more than that.  And you think she has sense?  Bah! Humbug!]

Last year, Celdran disrupted a religious service inside Manila Cathedral by holding up a placard with the word “Damaso,” written on it, referring to a fictitious priest who fathered a child in a novel by national hero Jose Rizal.  [If you read the novel, the real villain is another priest.  Historians corrected him, I mean her on this, because obviously, the lard is a walking idiot!  I can imagine the tour he, I mean she, makes in Intramuros.  Betcha she does not even know the reason why ALL religous orders have churches in Intramuros when they are located a few meters beside each other.]

Last month, Celdran was caught on closed-circuit television removing an anti-RH bill banner from the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines compound in Manila.  [He admitted to his vandalism after he learned that he was caught by a CCTV camera.  Wow!  Really manly.  And his FB fans call him "well-educated and highly respected."  Yeah, IN YOUR DREAMS!]

Archbishop Cruz described Celdran’s stunts as an attempt to grab attention.

“I understand him. I understand his Spanish blood which can probably be traced to Padre Damaso,” he said.  [She has human blood?!?!?  Que Horror!  Que barbaridad]

“I think he is trying to be popular. It’s OK. The poor man is trying to grab attention,” the prelate said.  [Archbishop, it's an IT or a SHE, or whatever.  Not a he. hehehehehehe!]

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For all I care...

Business is not going well for this joke.

So he needs more attention.

Thank God his program on that god-awful channel is not generating any advertisers.

Serves you right!

Hope her boss who is a sodomite herself loses all the money she has so she can stop taking over businesses left and right.


HEY CELDRAN!  I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY TO MY CHALLENGE!

IF YOU WANT THE CHURCH TO STOP MEDDLING IN POLITICS...

LET'S PROTEST IN FRONT ON THE INC CENTRAL TEMPLE AND IN THE QUIAPO MOSQUE!

MUSLIMS AND THE INC MEDDLE IN POLITICS TOO!

OR ARE YOU TOO GIRLY TO FACE UP TO THE CHALLENGE!

JUST SAY YES AND I'LL APPROACH YOU WHILE YOU DO YOUR TOUR IN INTRAMUROS.

3 comments:

  1. Sorry if I have to comment like this, but RAISE YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS TO CARLOS CELDRAN!

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  2. Hate to Say This:

    LET'S INVADE PRO-RH RALLIES,CARRYING OUR PLACARDS SAYING: "MALTHUS!!"

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