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Showing posts with label Dogma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dogma. Show all posts

Thursday, April 4, 2013

BREAKING NEWS!!! Women Priests!!!

Liberal Party Proclamation Rally


Your half waffle comes with free Grape Cool Aid!

"The Church holds that it is not admissible to ordain women to the priesthood, for very fundamental reasons. These reasons include: the example recorded in the Sacred Scriptures of Christ choosing his Apostles only from among men; the constant practice of the Church, which has imitated Christ in choosing only men; and her living teaching authority which has consistently held that the exclusion of women from the priesthood is in accordance with God's plan for his Church"
-  John Paul II
Ordinatio Sacerdotalis


Now let us turn you over to EWTN and ask Mother Angelica for her comments about these women wanting to play "priest"

Hello Mother???




Uhmm.....Uhmm....Right!

Well, get back to Mother Angelica as soon as she finished praying the Prayer of St. Francis!

Now let's ask the current Holy Father with the emeritus pope for their comments!

"Don't look!  Don't turn around!  Just look at me!"

Ok!  Maybe we can head on over to some related developments...

Since these dissident groups are pushing for women priests........MAYBE............JUST MAYBE!!!

We can have............

MALE NUNS!

Let's see them shall we???


That is one ugly and scary Mother Superior!

With that we go to our survey!

We asked the common people about their reactions to the possiblity of women priests and male nuns in the Catholic Church!

And.......................SURVEY SAYS!!!





Even an animal doesn't like the idea!

Well, anywho!

Keep dreaming on with your delusion of grandeur!






Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Christ fulfilled his promise by bringing His Mother, body and soul, into Heaven


"If I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and will receive you to myself; that where I am, you may be there also." (John 14:3)

"Thus, while the illusory teachings of materialism and the corruption of morals that follows from these teachings threaten to extinguish the light of virtue and to ruin the lives of men by exciting discord among them, in this magnificent way all may see clearly to what a lofty goal our bodies and souls are destined. Finally it is our hope that belief in Mary's bodily Assumption into heaven will make our belief in our own resurrection stronger and render it more effective...

...By the authority of our Lord Jesus Christ, of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul, and by our own authority, we pronounce, declare, and define it to be a divinely revealed dogma: that the Immaculate Mother of God, the ever Virgin Mary, having completed the course of her earthly life, was assumed body and soul into heavenly glory"

Pope Pius XII, Munificentissimus Deus