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Friday, July 11, 2014

BREAKING NEWS! New Bishop of New Diocese


It was announced earlier today that Pope has named a new Bishop to lead the newly cratered diocese of Scarborough Shoal which is disputed by many a country. 



We tried reaching the new bishop for his comment but he has blocked us from sending him the traditional warning message.

CONGRATULATIONS AND BEST WISHES TO THE NEW BISHOP!

4 comments:

  1. #AbaMatinde

    But, how come he can wear the clerical garb, and ALSO a Bishop's mitre, as if he is going to celebrate Mass? Did someone allowed him to do such sacrilege?

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    1. These items are easily available at any catholic religious stores.
      He could just say that those are to be gifts for his prelate or something.

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  2. First of all, pectoral crosses are worn INSIDE the chasuble. Secondly, he should've worn a chain, not a pectoral cross cord. Lastly, he denoted himself a cardinal by wearing red cords. LMAO. Oh, and right thumb crosses over the left.

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  3. lol Diocese of Scarborough Shoal! hahahaha tapos ung position ng hand nya nkakatwa

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