GULP Alert: Was it of utmost urgency to celebrate the Holy Mass here?

And on that bird cage, or whatever?

I have this nasty vision of seeing the Bee Gees as the choir...

And John Travolta doing some liturgical dance.

That is Christoph Cardinal Schonborn of Vienna.

Ain't he such a peach for traditionalist Catholics?

And...what are those on top of the, uhm..."altar"?

Anybody know where this was held?